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dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time


lustyloveylady:

gingerhaze:

HUNGER GAMES COMICS

PART 2

What the books are actually like

lonelygiraffe17:

Trusting people is becoming hard

Keeping my grades up is becoming hard

Feeling pretty is becoming hard

Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard

Doing work is becoming hard

Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard

Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

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