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carriehopefletcher:

no-worries—hakuna-matata:

zayn said i’m a princess!! | via Facebook on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/109065588/via/ze_evilprincess


bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it


(Source: yatos-butt)

danfreakindavis:

if you had your first kiss at 13 that’s cool

if you’ve never kissed anyone and you’re 21 that’s cool too

don’t judge your life and your experiences based on the experiences of others because at the end of the day there are kids on broadway whose lives make yours look like shit no matter when you nerds get your first kiss


jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney

(Source: melbourne-girls-do-it-better)

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame)

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